Tuesday, January 24, 2006

How to tick people off

-Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
-If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
-Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
-Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
-Ask people what gender they are.


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2 comments:

  1. *sitting on the lawn with my blowdryer* Thanks for the laugh! It's been a couple of years since I've seen that list.

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  2. I did the drive-through thing once -- unintentionally. My adolescent children were tremendously embarrassed. :)

    Linda

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