As the Senior pastor of a 55 year old, modernist, denominational church, there are just some things which are expected of me.
That I won't wear an Orange tanktop to church.
That I won't wear anything lime.
That I don't go have a few cold ones with my buddies.
That I don't have buddies.
That I won't like Avril Levine.
That I won't have a cool haircut.
That I don't have s-e-x.
Your turn. Anything else I should add to the list?
That you don't lie!
ReplyDeleteNo piercings, no dreads, no sermons in shorts ;)
ReplyDelete(And do not use the movie "Signs" as a sermon illustration. Oops, my bad.)
That I don't have a "Worship at Home" day.
ReplyDeleteNo smoking, no swearing. Doing everything you can to avoid conflict with the majority because they pay the bills. That you don't expect the lay people to get up and do something out of there way like preach because that's a "pastor's job". Oh yeah, never put your job at risk if possible.
ReplyDeleteThat you won't listen to rap..especially that 50 Cent guy!
ReplyDeleteI accidentally downloaded some of his music and freaked out when I heard the lyrics.