Let's take over the USA, again.

Canada-U.S. rift costing business: poll
"Small companies suffer"

Hmm. So now this international childish spat between Canada and the USA has people in a bit of a tizzy eh?

I have an idea. Let's invade America.

Yeah. While America's fighting forces are occupied in other areas of the world, lets just move in and take over, like a cousin from out of town, let's just show up at the door and hang around and never go home. We could move in before their army could even make it back home!!

Let's get the people who have been laid off because of this spat and those who lost their jobs because of trade disputes, (There's thousands out of work because of the Softwood Lumber dispute, and they're ticked off!!) and let's give them all pointy sticks and torches, and let em chase the border guards all the way back to Washington. Maybe, with a little luck, we can get all the way to the White-house, and burn it to the ground, . . . . again.

We could teach them to be a kinder, gentler nation, helping them to question their national identity, -what makes them Americans.

We could make them all wear toques and help them to learn the value of a well placed "Eh."

We can help them to laugh a bit more, especially at themselves.

We could take back our NHL Hockey teams, but hey, we're not ruthless, we would leave them Celine Dion!

I think Canada is humble enough to be a World Superpower. And I think the world would be ready for a Super Power that put's cheese curds and gravy on it's french fries. A place where people unroll the edge of their paper coffee cups to see if it's been a good day or not. How threatening could that be !?!

But I think we need to move fast, Mexico isn't going to wait around forever!

And, if it all doesn't work out, hey, we can do what we do best, we can say, "Sorry boouut that!"